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root beer

@dietcooch

i love my wife

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calendar_today26-01-2020 23:27:56

422 Tweets

17 Followers

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watching all my friends and everyone i graduated hs with graduate college while i’m an unemployed failed tattoo artist starting community college in the fall with no idea what i want to do with my life

watching all my friends and everyone i graduated hs with graduate college while i’m an unemployed failed tattoo artist starting community college in the fall with no idea what i want to do with my life
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just smoked weed with my semi estranged mother for the first time at my childhood home happy mother’s day?

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It’s really cute that heterosexual men are this into the drake kendrick situation… it’s their bye sister

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im an adult and i dont have my license not Because im gay (im not) but because getting a license would resign myself to conforming to cities that are intentionally designed to be unwalkable. I would never sacrifice my morality. this why i have my mom drive me places instead

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as someone who celebrates easter with my jewish family i always forget this is supposed to be a jesus thing

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when i was 7/8 i would have vivid dreams every night that i was a part of the naked brothers band to the point that i would confuse it with reality and talk about it at school as if it were real

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everytime i see a queer woman date a man immediately after dating a woman i lose a year off of my life span

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