Good lord..15 years ago today! Insane… #MyTwitterAnniversary

I mean…thanks Bruce Willis? #brucewillis #cincinatti #ohio

If you are comparing people protesting outside Brett Kavanaugh's house to someone breaking into Nancy Pelosi's house and beating her husband with a hammer so bad he requires brain surgery, then you are absolutely detached from reality and there is no saving you.

ONE. MORE. WEEK. #CriminalMinds

Today in Starbucks the barista asked me if I had ever seen a show called “Rizzoli and Isles“. She said I look very much like the woman that plays (Rizzoli)… When she asked for my name I said one word. “Jane” Zero reaction. Am I a bad person? 😂😂🤣

Ummm…did anyone else just suddenly find out that twitter turned off their #twofactorauthentication and said it was only available for twitter blue users cuz now I’m mad and confused 🤬🤬🤬

Watching Congress members shit on TikToks CEO is DISGUSTING. They are aggressive and won’t let Mr Chew speak without cutting him off. This is abhorrent. WE the people need to speak up. WE want TikTok. The GOVERNMENT works for US!!!! They have forgotten that. #thepeoplewanttiktok

Watching this hearing for TikTok US and it’s just embarrassing how congress is conducting themselves. Of all the things that are going on in this country alone, you’re worried about a video app? Are you this concerned about Facebook ? Or @Twitter ? #TikTok #wewanttiktok

Teaming up changes e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ everyone. Marvel Studios' #TheMarvels, only in theaters November 10.

Exclusive: Aspartame, one of the world's most common artificial sweeteners, is set to be declared a possible carcinogen next month by a leading global health body, pitting it against the food industry and regulators reut.rs/3XzfgWX

BREAKING: Sen. Dianne Feinstein, a trailblazer in U.S. politics and the longest-serving woman in the Senate, has died at 90. nbcnews.app.link/EuRR4KCmuDb

Request for FBI to Investigate Mica Miller Case - Sign the Petition! chng.it/cdY2H6bjJm via Change.org

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@KamalaHQ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Marc Anthony Remembers. #PuertoRico #LatinosConKamala #LatinosForHarris2024

When Marshall Law is trending and you immediately think of Mary McCormack who played Marshall Mary Shannon & Frederick Weller - Marshall Marshall Mann in #InPlainSite - Still one of my favorite comfort shows that I still watch every single day. "I'm a US Marshall you idiot!"

When Chris Meloni randomly pops up on your television while scrolling through Pluto TV - you have to stop and watch the cult classic immediately. #WetHotAmericanSummer