Two turns after losing my lantern I get fatesealed by jtm. He leaves the card on top. if I don't find an ensaring bridge this turn I'm going to die. Thinking he would never leave it on top I mill myself to get a chance at one. It was my ensnaring bridge. I draw a land.

Me rolling into your local #rcq #magicthegathering

I hate administrative work. Least favorite part of my job. But I just spent 3 hours sorting my rares/ bulk. Wtf is wrong with me. #magicthegathering #mariekondo

Damn these promo sticker cards are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Many magic the gathering players are asking the question, why do rakdos midrange players love Aesop rock so much? And why the fuck did ultra pro put out a Bluetooth deck box. When drowning pool resolves I scoop. #fnm #MTGBRO #MagicTheGathering

Y'all really watching a bunch of cringe lord's with ponytails and fucked up voices when this mother fucker has been out there bodying people for 20 years. C'mon y'all.

Magic Twitter- normal human beings who I would want to talk too. Magic subreddits- "women should be banned from tournaments because their cleavage is a distraction" I'm sorry your 2 neurons can't handle being split between play monkey and objectifying women without punting.

I think I get the whole conservative hate for evolution. Natural selection kinda explains away the incel thing. Take a shower and talk storm gina after your match at the fnm.

BREAKING: Lizzo has acquired the Golgothian Sylex.

Edh sucks.

$1000 dollars? Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro Fuck you

Dies2Cutdown officially misses the old kanye. When fuckin #yeezus came out if you'd told me he'd officially defend a cop who killed a black man and say it was the victims fault I'd have told you to fuck off. But yo fuck #KanyeWest and fuck his fans.

#sealeddraft

11 years old, old enough to carry your rapists baby to term and ruin your life forever. 18 years old, ehhh to young to vote. Literally fuck every republican ever. If you can stand by this party now you are either brain dead or a monster. #gop #Foxsucks

#MTGBRO #bbw (the w stands for wood)

The struggle is real. #MTG #MagicTheGathering #omnath #magicmemes

DEIFICATION? more like defecation. Magic: The Gathering this actually sucks and Hasbro Sucks.

You don't know you've played your last game of rage cage until long after you have played it. 🥲🥲🥲🥲 Also fuck Elon threads ftw.

Damn why are people screaming about the worst cards I've ever seen in my life on Twitter with twelve emojis? Oh... CoMmaNDeR InJeCtiOn SeT... 🤮🤮🤮🤮 #mtg #edh

Wow uhh really cool. Uh really smooth transition it's not Twitter any more, yup. Very cool #elonmusk is #cringe bro.