Unwritten rule #1: who Evers phones the lowest gets the charger

Telling a Black man to respect cops to avoid being killed is the same as telling a woman to dress appropriately to avoid being raped

Tonight's Three Stars of the Game, you ask? 3. Jonathan Toews 2. Birthday boy nick schmaltz 1. Did you really have to ask?

Having someone who cares about you as much as you care about them is a fantastic thing

Forever thankful to be blessed with the best fucking friends ever

Are you even an alcoholic if you don't get a $275

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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

13 Reasons Why, should have came out long ago...

Vipers win. 2-1 Final. Game 7 tomorrow night at 730pm. Get there early.

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FUCKING JUNE BUGS ARE OUT

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i wish it was prom party season

There’s nothing more embarrassing then fucking up the lyrics while jamming