me restarting the song because the part that hurts me the most didn't hurt me enough

nothing gives me more dopamine than watching the fifth element with someone who's never seen it

I mean wordle is cool and all but the fact that I have to sit through 5000 Candy crush ads just to play a single fucking game is really just not it

eating a fruit roll-up just to feel something

one thing about me is I'm gonna complain

I can tell I had too much caffeine today because I was having an emotional breakdown while shitting on the toilet.

there's no ethical consumption under capitalism

just got fired because they asked me to be a floor manager and I tried to manage the place.

The way I keep crawling back to my toxic bar job on my hands and knees is just like wow... I really need to get out of this industry honestly

"three" lmfao

if you fart in yoga class in front of me... I ain't hear nothing

p for papas

the way I almost lost my phone in a neighbors backyard while trespassing looking for my cat....

we are watching homeward bound tonight and ordering delivery

can an employer require you wear a bra

"I'd rather be his whore than your wife" slapped so hard

the little bitch at my bar who complained the was no simple syrup recipe in the book finally quit today.

monster high really should have been part of my childhood