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Where's the outrage when someone takes conventional cancer treatment and it fails utterly? As nothing compared to when the boot is on the alternative treatment foot. Miri on fine form here. open.substack.com/pub/miri/p/can…

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And to think he was once PM.

Gas the Unvaccinated. Has been forgotten.

Get fucked with your empathy. This country is destroying itself with needless empathetic wank. Ooh those poor gap toothed rapists from the horn of Africa who only exist because of live aid. And now pukefaced horse cannons suggest criticising Reeves for crying in Parliament is

Not only did the 'sad vandals' dramatically improve the bench, but replacing the railing behind it with a brick wall was a nice touch as well

I think Bob Vylan should be on the new twelvety pound note as he's been such an important part of our lives for nearly a week now.

It would need to be a big name, but also one that nobody has ever heard of, apparently.

Outstanding humour from Stuart here. Surely a guest spot on HIGNFY is now within reach.

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It's outrageous to mock a woman who was clearly suffering from PMQ.

This is Victoria Cleland, the Bank of England exec tasked with the impossible job of fitting enough fat genderqueer one-legged hijabis on the new banknote for Rachel Reeves to be eligible to borrow money from BlackRock

Wow. She’s thick as mince.

When I was about 8 or 9 i found a ten bob note on the path. I told my Dad who made me take it to the police station, much to my annoyance. The desk sgt took it & said come back in a week & if it hasn’t been claimed you can keep it. A week later I did come back & the smiling

I never ask, and I never take, as my followers can attest. No matter how hard up I've been, I've never asked for money or favours or accepted any offers of such - of which there have been many. But, I’m frightened—and this is me, asking for help (not money). I’m facing a

Today’s words of wisdom from the book of Proverbs. Could be written for Twitter.

It’s also worth remembering that King Solomon was wiser than He-Man.

Dick Delingpole 🙏 I shall continue to. I don't believe in dinosaurs. Space is as fake & gay as Keith Starmer.