I’m a simp son you’ll find me groening for the pussy

I know a guy on here who gives his dog a bath at weird hours of the night it’s 11pm and he’s giving his dog a full scrub

Clears that Rick Owens lookalike btw

When the Modelo and the Guinness hit my stomach

BREAKING: PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN RUSHED TO WALTER REED MEDICAL CENTER IN CRITICAL CONDITION, WHITE HOUSE DECLINES TO COMMENT FURTHER — AP Washington

I personally did this to demoralize white people

Nerds. jocks. emos. cheerleaders. “popular” kids. and then, there’s me. yup. #first day of school.

Jimmy Dean's Breakfast Sandwich, Jewel-Osco, East 34th Street, Chicago- Ate two Croissant, Egg, and Sausage sandwiches and experienced severe stomach pain, nausea, and diarrhea. I figured it was just normal stomach issues, so I ate two more this morning. BIG MISTAKE. Now I have

Paid off my credit card

I love chuddling in bed with my foidlet🥰

*my son takes his first steps* Ur not a vibe bro 🤦‍♂️🙄

Fuck my chungus life