This game pretty much got me through college.

All you kids hating on your parents’ love for the #PepsiHalftime , just know half of y’all wouldn’t even be here today if your parents hadn’t been droppin’ it like it’s hot to Snoop Dogg and Dre.

I've ONLY been in schools the past 2 years ... and only as a sub. But I've been in a school almost every day and this is the most accurate description of today's education system I've seen.

That was: 1. The BEST Oscar bit ever 2. An impromptu bit that only one of them knew about 3. Some SERIOUS acting or 4. Will finally having enough of Chris going after him and Jada

Dead. 💀😂

See ... 😂

I mean ... 🤷🏾‍♀️

SERIOUSLY!!!!

I just explained this to my 9 year old. His response: “So if there’s a 50% chance of rain, 16 1/2 counties will see rain and 16 1/2 won’t.” #AreYouSmarterThanARising5thGrader

THIS is what a game win in celebration should look like!!! 😍😍😍

Hey! That’s my kid!! Way to go Myles Hall! 🖤🧡🖤❤️🖤

Let’s go Trojans!!! #TrojanDNA

The very best!! ❤️❤️❤️ HEB ISD

I’d just like to thank my pretend boyfriend, Pete Delkus Pete Delkus for the second winter break. Teachers everywhere are thanking you for easing us back into the semester. Also, we won’t be mad at a repeat performance in February! 😘

It’s Super Bowl week and the only thing 96.7 The Ticket will be talking about is the Dallas Mavericks trading Luka to the Lakers. What even is this world?

This is our country now. We’re not even allowed to ask questions.

@HaterReport_ "I like pretty girls" - a 56 year-old man with the writing skills of a 12 year-old boy.

I don't tweet about recovery stuff because it just isn't really my deal. But I want to say this to whoever it might matter to. Anyone who has been to meetings or the hab knows there are a whooooole lot of sobriety dates around holidays. July 5th is a date I have heard a lot.

The good ol' days. And it never occurred to us that our parents had no clue where we were!

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