Diane Patching 🫣😸🐶⚽️🏏🏌️‍♀️🏁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(@dianepatching) 's Twitter Profileg
Diane Patching 🫣😸🐶⚽️🏏🏌️‍♀️🏁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@dianepatching

Avid Brighton & Hove Albion fan, member at Sussex Cricket Club, love Formula 1, try to play golf but very badly, love listening to music & very accident prone!

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calendar_today08-01-2011 16:38:48

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Friends! Baby Dog is Over-the-Moon! Our dear friend Annie sent him his own you-know-what! (I won’t spoil the surprise).
Mum told him a package had arrived for him and he was so excited he opened it all by himself. He was a bit TOO excited for my liking… as you’ll see when you…

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chums! Tense scenes in our house! I had to have a SHOWER after my muddy walk with Baby Albie, which is bad enough… but when I returned to the kitchen, I discovered Ralphy trying to raid my Dog Biscuits!
Malcy was shocked and dismayed. Luckily Mum stepped in to restore harmony -…

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chums! What’s the best distraction from ?? Seeing my little brother Baby Albie of course! He ADORES me!

We play very differently to how I play with other dogs like Bertie and Trixie. With Baby Albie, it’s all Rough-and-Tumble, the way siblings play. It’s FUN but…

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chums! Malcy and Ralphy have been having Drunken Parties with their Nanaphones! All day yesterday!!
I did have a tantrum (it’s true) but then I realised my best chance of having a turn was to be quiet. Also, I thought I would have more luck borrowing Ralphy’s Nanaphone than…

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Friends! Remember the other day we asked what a Nanaphone was? We’d never seen one. Well, Lo-And-Behold! Our dear friend Annie Annie F R, Phoebe 🌈& Teddy Henri 🧸🇸🇬🇮🇹 popped two in the post for Ralphy and Me! Aren’t we lucky! We love them! 🍌 🍌

I made a quick call to Bertie Lakeland straight away, to…

Friends! Remember the other day we asked what a Nanaphone was? We’d never seen one. Well, Lo-And-Behold! Our dear friend Annie @38Octavian popped two in the post for Ralphy and Me! Aren’t we lucky! We love them! 🍌 🍌 I made a quick call to Bertie Lakeland straight away, to…
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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Friends! So… do you think I would let Mrs Ladybird unsettle me like Baby Dog does??? Those of you who know me well would answer “NO!” 🐞
Here’s what happened when she tried… Baby Dog needs to learn from me. 🐞
As it’s we are asking all our followers to please share…

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chums! I discovered how to cure Ralphy’s FOMO and make things up to him. I SAVED him from Mrs Ladybird, who was on the RAMPAGE! 🐞
I was so brave, I even picked Mrs Ladybird up when she was WIGGLING and JIGGLING. 🐞
I think Ralphy is very grateful to me 🐞

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Friends! You can cut the atmosphere in our house with a knife!
Ralphy has not forgiven us for meeting Bertie Lakeland without him. He is sticking close now in case he misses anything else, and I know Baby Dog feels as though Ralphy’s eyes are lasering into him!

Baby Dog feels…

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Friends! We’ve shared lots of footage of the lovely Bertie Lakeland visiting us. This is the last little snippet… and it IS only a snippet, but I wanted you to see how much Bertie wanted to take me home with him. I couldn’t go though… Baby Dog would have been distraught- don’t…

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chums! As promised, here’s a bonus post today! Part Two of my amazing Play Date with my mate Bertie Lakeland
I took him to see my Favourite Tree which he really liked. And he chased me A LOT. I loved it! Please enjoy the joy ❤️

AndBertieLakeland ofx…

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chums! Bertie Lakeland and I got on like a House-on-Fire so there’s loads of footage of us having a BLAST! Bertie loves to chase, and I love to BE chased, so it worked perfectly. Mum thinks our JOY oozes out of the video! Here’s Part One for you, as I took Bertie to some of my…

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chums! When Bertie Lakeland arrived at our house, he was more interested in meeting Malcy than meeting me, because he’s always wanted a Cat of his own. I felt a bit INVISIBLE at first, whilst Bertie searched for Malcy!

When Malcy appeared, Bertie was more EXCITED than his Dad…

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chums! Final post for today - just a preview of my special Walk with Bertie Lakeland We’ll post a video in the morning. Thank you so much for sharing this with us. Night night ❤️
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Chums! Final post for today - just a preview of my special Walk with @bertie_lakeland We’ll post a video in the morning. Thank you so much for sharing this with us. Night night ❤️ #BabyDogAndBertieLakeland #BabyDog #dogs #dogsofx #dogsoftwitter #SundayFunday
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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chums! I’ve just spent the last few hours with my Great New Friend Bertie Lakeland
We had a lovely lunch (although the wind was a bit Troublesome). Lots more footage to come tonight and tomorrow ❤️
ofX oftwitter AndBertieLakeland

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chums! Only time for a quick post this morning because we are getting ready to receive our Special Visitor! I’ll share more later! Exciting times ❤️
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Chums! Only time for a quick post this morning because we are getting ready to receive our Special Visitor! I’ll share more later! Exciting times ❤️ #BabyDog #SundayFunday #dogs #dogsofX #dogsofTwitter #SundayMotivation
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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chums! All your comments about Ralphy were very interesting yesterday. Overwhelmingly, you’re telling me to share with Ralphy because that’s the right thing to do.
And you’re correct of course. Mum says the same.

In this video you can see an example of how Mum always tries to…

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chums! Can someone please tell Ralphy to stop SPREADING himself all over the furniture?! He is taking up all the space!! There’s no room for me!!! Doesn’t he realise these sofas are mine?
anddogs ofX ofX oftwitter…

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Malcolm & Baby Dog(@Malcolm_theCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Friends! I am in disgrace! I’ve been very NAUGHTY. Yesterday, Mum tried to put the Easter Table Decorations away and I tried really hard to stop her doing it. You know how much I love Table Decorations. Mum says I made things VERY DIFFICULT. She had to improvise another…

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