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Some people say you can't live without love. I feel like oxygen is more important, but ok. #seenonateeshirt

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool. #seenonateeshirt

If I've learned anything from social media, it is that there are a lot of people off their meds and on their keyboards. #seenonateeshirt

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower back at them but don't forget the flower pot that comes with it. #seenonateeshirt

Speaker Johnson put deadly cuts to Medicaid in his bill. Speaker Johnson denies there are cuts to Medicaid. Speaker Johnson is a LIAR. Can we get 1,000 fast RTs and replies using #DontBombMedicaid to make it trend? Please and thank you. 🙏💪

True love means never having to say: "Honey, ut the knife down." #seenonateeshirt

I don't know what I'd do without coffee. Probably 25 to life. #seenonateeshirt

The best place to hide a body is page two of Google search results. #seenonateeshirt

Some people ask 'Why." Some people ask 'Why not.' I just ask, 'What the hell?' #seenonateeshirt

The real threat to the world is not terrorism or socialism. It is the fact that the greed of billionaires is out of control. #SEENONATEESHIRT

Let's do some 'We shouldn't be doing this' things. #seenonateeshirt

I snore so loudly it terrifies everyone in the car I'm driving. #seenonateeshirt

My brain refuses to remember any additional passwords. #seenonateeshirt

I feel like a lot of my problems would be solved if I had a dragon. #seenonateeshirt

Important point:

There is only one person you are guaranteed to spend the rest of your life with: yourself. Don't spend it with a jerk. #seenonateeshirt

My autocorrect just changed 'meditate' to 'medicate.' It knows me too well. #seenonateeshirt

'Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. #seenonateeshirt

I am often grateful that thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads #seenonateeshirt