PARTY GOD HAS SPOKEN!

Meet the world's smallest cat ever! His name is Tinker Toy and he's 2 inches tall.

Don't cry over spoiled milk... Unless you drank said spoiled milk... #shouldhavehadJJsmellitBEFOREidrankit

(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

Meet Don Ritchie...

I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.

Where do animals go when their tail falls off.... The RE-TAIL store!

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it have 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

All of the following dates in 2015 fall on a Saturday: 4/4/2015, 6/6/2015, 8/8/2015, 10/10/2015, 12/12/2015.

Facebook's login should be protected by a breathalyzer. goo.gl/5Kxkoa