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MAGA School of Acting grad, Summa Cum Laude

"Trump's actual policy proposals, such as they are, range from immoral to absurd" "Trump is unfit for our nation's highest office" He's "cultural heroin, an opioid of the masses" He's "noxious & leading the white working class to a very dark place" He's an "idiot & reprehensible"

Russian asset

Hide this. Your children will NOT sleep tonight.

At The Annual MAGA Awards, Trump steals Sally Field's Oscar acceptance speech. Will blame Melania tomorrow.

Trump's granddaughter recalled the many bedtime stories "grandpa" would tell her. Like how Jesus died.

Trump's granddaughter recalled the many bedtime stories "grandpa" would tell her. Like how Jesus died.

High hopes

Sales of Trump Bullet Proof Vests left skid marks at Trump's latest rally. "I don't think $399 is a bad price for the Trumpy Vest, but our credit limit is $100. We bought two caps and a map of all the exits instead."

Last to arrive at this year's Porn Awards.

Turkey/Spinach Omelette at Bob Evans

"Don't tell me what to do, or when, bitch."

BREAKING: Puppy rescues alien form familiar with Trumpism from 7Eleven dumpster.

Miss you, Barb. Please come home.

"Hi, Donald Trump here for the NEW 18 day bullet wound cure, MAGA MAGIC! You're good as new in 18 days OR LESS, or I will personally send thoughts and prayers."

"Folks, are u bothered by ear cartilage pain & inflammation? Do insect bites never seem to heal? Do sucker punches cause swelling for weeks? Do bullets rip into that tender skin where vascularity is at it's weakest and u have to keep it bandaged forever? Try Dr. Ronnie's Cure!"

STFU

Half a million+ people died unnecessarily under Trump due to his gross mismanagement of the Covid crisis. Needn't argue the rest.

FOX News handed JD Vance his August schedule today.

Imagine a group like Veterans For America First supporting a Russian asset like MTG. I guess none are among the 780 retired high-ranking officers & former national security leaders, incl. 22 retired 4-star generals, admirals and five former Sec. of Defense to warn against Trump.