Good morning. Happy Hump Day. The news is coffee has risen in price by 18% since last year. I'll be marching on Downing St at the weekend.

Good morning. Happy Thursday. Peanut butter cup for breakfast? May you look at your workflow the way Billy looks at pigeons.

You've had #T1D for a while and discover the 4 Ts still exist, only they're a bit different. Time You no longer have any because of ordering meds, appointments, calculating carbs, insulin, treating lows and correcting highs, changing sensors and pump sets, and wondering why the

Happy Friday. Ready for the weekend?

Ah, you liked the already-diagnosed 4Ts. #T1D is serious, but if you don't laugh at the absurdity of life sometimes, then I wish you well in that miserable grey world.

Palmer injured in the warm-up. #FPL really is back. How's your bench?

Good morning. Happy weekend. I binned LinkedIn many years ago, but as is the norm with folk who delete social media in a strop, I rejoined yesterday- mostly because I'm easily influenced. Is it worthwhile?

Eze is a tremendous footballer, possibly enough to give Arsenal a chance this year. Signing announcement videos are trash though.

Good morning. Happy Sunday. Bonkers Britain Boiling Bank Holiday! Apparently, it's going to be very warm on Monday. Highly unusual for a BH. That's your weather. Now the news where you are.

Happy Birthday Bethany Kelly, DSN, QN ! I bought a used balloon for you from Spotted in Southampton. Might be an eight, might be an ampersand 🤷‍♂️ Have a lovely day.

This is my favourite roundabout flag. Make Switzerland Great Again!

Good morning. Merry Bankmas! Today marks the birthday of banks in the UK, and we celebrate by eating chocolate coins while wearing party hats made from £5 notes - a difficult task now our money is plastic. At 3pm, Britain's Biggest Banker, Nigel Farage addresses the nation.

Busy Monday?

Brilliant game of football #NEWLIV

Ah, nothing quite like that failed Dexcom sensor feeling just before bed 😘 FFS.

It's all gone a bit too far now.

Thoughts and prayers don't appear to be working. Poor kids 😢