Just realised that when I'm concentrating on lifting weights I obsessively lick my lips. I'm a cross between a f**k boy and whatever the heck this is 👆👇

Just washed my hair and a money spider rinsed out. That means I'm coming into money right? Cos "unnh"

Pay day so I can finally order this cheeky bad boy as my current overhead monitor point has developed a lovely Tower of Pisa lean and I spent too much on monitors to have it all come crashing down. White ofc because I like a clinical feel 😏

Post bath drying session. I hate Spring, I have enough fur here to make another dog 😂 just as well it's chores day as I desperately need to do some laundry now 🙄

Little gifties for bank holiday. Got a great bargain on the wave:3 🙌

I broke a cardinal rule today and rang up BT customer service to speak to actual human to get a reduction in my broadband contract for renewal, and guess what? It worked. I have entered my Karen phase and will be asking all companies to sort a girl out with discounts

Okay dream experts, need you to explain this one: I dreamt I was whipping Ostrich sized turkeys with a guitar string???

On the afternoon walk with His Royal Cranky Pants and I had a brief but violent struggle with my intrusive thoughts. There's a large nettle patch and my brain went wouldn't it be a shame if you threw yourself in there 🤔 excuse me, WHAT??

I mean rude...but okay. Bearing in mind I didn't do shit ALL of December. Unless you count unwrapping chocolates as a workout 🤭🤔

Trying something over here. Getting a Lil witchy over on the Twitch-y. Best pop the link as it's been awhile twitch.tv/dharmakarmastar

It's not sitting right with me that high school shows now have parents teen years being the 90s. I'm not THAT old. Looking at you 👀 Netflix