Only the dead have seen the end of war

Some people are so stupid it makes me rethink my stance on eugenics

Scotty broke his ankle running to an uber what a loser

@Sammm_Sciucco scotty and I are 100 times better than any of those nerds

I'm getting drunker than Joe Cocker at Woodstock tonight

We've been hunting the mouse that lives in our house for a week now. We've caught him many times but he's way smarter than us and escapes.

We caught a 4th mouse. @mkarelas wants to keep this diseased rodent as a pet and @ShaneMorgan20 wants to kill it. Who knows what will happen

Good thing all of these people are walking around with ash still on their forehead. Now I can tell who is a better person than me.

I wouldn't be the person I am today without Chris Cornell and his music. One of the most talented musicians of all time.

I think it's hilarious how every time there's a big fight everyone acts like they're a boxing/MMA expert.

What the fuck