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Dr. Phil exists because Oprah gave him a show for helping her beat Texas cattleraisers in a defamation suit 30 years ago. Now the cows are about to get even. dallasnews.com/business/local…

Vincent Price trending, I once sent him a blank cassette and a letter asking him to tape "Yes, Virginia" for a Christmas special I was producing. He politely declined, hand-writing a note back that he was in poor voice and hadn't the "proper equipment". Gracious in every way.

Remembering my new 7th Grade classmates who came to Fort Worth that autumn after a disastrous earthquake back home in Nicaragua. Now we're turning away little league teams.

Homerically corrupt 4-term Democratic Louisiana Governor Edwin Edwards once bragged that the only way he could lose an election would be if he was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy. MAGA would find a way to excuse Trump of both.

A friend says he's never seen a caddie illegally drop a ball for his golfer. I told him, "Yes, you have."

This Rangers season is a perfect example of why I resist baseball panic.

May she soon enjoy the experience herself.

Deion Sanders makes me pull my hair out but I really would like to see that guy have good health for a good long stretch. First the foot, then the bladder, things we all take for granted right up "until". Glad to hear he's cancer free.

Whatever you think of the new Fantastic Four, Ralph Ineson's Galactus is why Justice League should have used Ciaran Hind's face for Steppenwolf.

No one on this planet would benefit from 5 minutes on Willie Nelson's tour bus more than Dan Patrick. Maybe it would help him finally un-pucker.

Trump wouldn't be the first guy to get mad over someone poaching one of his employees.

Jerry drags his feet and pays more than he needs to for key players because it boosts his self-image as the big wheeler-dealer. You guys paid what? Okay. Hold my Johnny Blue - and then that big check will buy him news cycles for weeks just as the season starts.

Might want to avoid the east side of downtown Dallas for a bit. Have to wonder if there are any trains stuck behind this in the tunnel.

Every. Single. Word.

I mean...

When public officials say "What matters now is not blame but a commitment to improve" they've just told you they are to blame.

Wonder who in an organization with knowledge of such stories might feel threatened enough by a magazine cover to spread this?

The Kerr County sheriff was asleep until 4:30. The county judge was away at his house on Lake Travis and didn't awaken until 5:30 or 6. The county emergency manager wasn't awakened until 5:30, when his wife woke him up after someone from the city called. Dereliction.

Nico held the title of Dumbest GM in Dallas for almost exactly 6 months.

Birth of a Sunday morning thunderstorm, Texas Panhandle. What caught my eye was the circular base cloud.