10 FREAKY GALS !!!!

Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' i told her na im hungry for success LOOOOOOL🤣🤣

It’s now 27 years since I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.

Name: Johnny Akoto Age: 28 Location: Croydon | Beckenham Position: RB | LB Previous clubs: Hastings United FC, Eastbourne Town, Sutton Common Rovers, Croydon FC, Espom & Ewell FC, Tooting & Mitcham FC, Horsham YMCA, Midhurst & Easebourne Football FC Level looking for: Step 6

🚨🚨🚨TWITTER REFS🚨🚨🚨 VCD vs Welling Utd.... was this a Pen though? (wasnt given)🤔

refs drip is brazy

lol senior citizen alert 😭 what did they say though

saw someone my age financially stable

I'm too smart for the amount of bad decisions I make.

Maybe

starting tomorrow im going on strict budget w myself bc clearly i’ve lost my mother fucking mind

Might be a dumb thought but surely dudes back in the Anglo Saxon era used to get ACL’s? Like imagine running into a battle field with speed and snapping your ACL just to see a dude running at you with a sword at full speed. They must of been thinking ACL’s were black magic.

discipline looks boring until you see what it builds.

4️⃣ goals in his last 3️⃣ outings. John Ufuah: a man in form 🔥 #WeareWings🪽

me looking into a imaginary camera every time my life get a new plot twist

This is what that banana’s gonna do to them 3 lil oreos btw

Friday’s don’t even hit the same anymore, we just be tired