Cory Booker giving the Nazi salute, for all those who celebrate.

Hey Bud Light the month of June is also Dairy Month, ya know, in case you wanted to put something a little less controversial on your cans.

Watched Tik Toks on raising meat rabbits, but I don’t know if I can afford the therapy for my kids.

America

Daughter: Why does the mirror say “objects in mirror are closer than they appear” Me: Cause the mirror makes things look closer. Daughter: Why don’t they make a better mirror? Me….

Live like paupers, eat like kings…

Adulthood is dialing the temp down on the grill cause you’re enjoying the beer and the quiet.

Get the feeling we are gonna drop our DOGE savings on Iran in a 48 hours window.

This will be the 30th year in a row that the Stanley Cup won’t go to Canada.

Now would be a good time to have videos of U.S. politicians, judges, elites, and celebrities on video with underage kids.

I know how to Artificially Inseminate cows…

Freaking farmers making so much money they have separate vehicles for date nights? Faber

Great, I’m never gonna be able to retire now.

Nancy Pelosi filing articles of Impeachment on Trump not telling her to buy Raytheon stock at 3:59 PM on Friday.

Me: Get in the car, we’re gonna go to Denny’s before you wake up your mom. Kids: But we are wearing our P.J’s.. Me: Don’t worry everyone else there is drunk or high on crack.

Sorry errybody I bought corn today, it’s going to get much worse.

I’ve heard that PETA is only days away from developing a nuclear weapon.

Buying illegal Chinese sweatshop fireworks from the local Indian tribe that doesn’t pay taxes, to celebrate freedom #Merica