Someone please tell my children that there will be no fighting or crying until after I’ve had my coffee.

Thanks. ☕️

Someone asked me if I could injure my ex for 1 million
Baby I’d run that motherfucker over for a Pop-Tart

I've decided to become an author.

My 2nd book:
Earbuds Can Change Your Life

Your biggest critics will eventually copy your moves.

I'm not asleep.
I'm not awake.
I'm a secret 3rd thing.

Your eyes speak a story in a language only known to my soul.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but sometimes it's okay to just throw the Tupperware away instead of cleaning out what's inside of it.

The biggest curve on my body is my smile

I may have taken the scenic route to get to where I love myself, but...

I am there.

Good luck trying to make me doubt myself.

We will see where that goes.

when they simply uncomplicate you

Me in rl.

when the thirst is mutual>>>

[Being murdered]

Me: Haha you’re killing me.

Whenever we talk on phone I feel like hanging but I don't feel like hanging up the call

therapy ? her hugs

I love those mornings where you wake up to silence and no one is asking anything from you..

oh thank fuck i can leave now

I actually have a weekend off. Can you believe it? 🤣

Oh yes 🙌 🤣💎🤣💎🤣💎🤣