Hey Amazon maybe tell your driver not to toss a package full of light bulbs onto my porch. The driver then proceeded to argue with me when I asked him why he threw my package, and said if I had cameras then prove he did it. I guess walking through a gate is hard work.

And me too busy to FaceTime cuz ya know, I’m training for the reboot of Home Improvement.

My eyes, they burn

Wow, Instagram put a shopping tab where the notifications used to be... way to annoy me with more unnecessary shit I don’t need.

Just walked into a Guitar Center for the first time in years. I was instantly reminded why I always hated going there. Snarky employees and inaccurate product stock. Bankruptcy is well deserved for you guys. Thanks GC Fountain Valley for the refresher.

This is how I feel talking about web design.

My niece!

What an amazing show it was! Thanks Icon For Hire for trusting me on the drums!

Hey Uber, petition to not approve a Toyota Highlander as an XL 5 passenger vehicle. I’m eating my knee caps in this 3rd row. #uber

It's time! Our #BlackFriday sale is live. Get 50% off all plugins until Nov 30, 23:59 EET.

we’re not saying we have the sexiest drum room in all the land…. but we’re not NOT saying that. 😏 Book drum lessons now at villacasastudios.com. 📸: Alyson Coletta

when people ask if we “do drums” here…. yes, yes we do 😏 Book a session now at villacasastudios.com #VillaCasaStudios #RecordingStudio #Studio #BookNow #DrumTracking #DWdrums Harley deWinter

wow look at these celebrities totally for real and definitely not photoshopped at all wearing their very own Villa Casa Studios merch. hmmm maybe we should add a merch link to our site? Yes? haters will say its fake 👀

Just posted a photo @ Starland Ballroom instagram.com/p/CagIIdSpEV6/…

Just posted a photo @ Ryman Auditorium instagram.com/p/CcoHgmxvBmX/…

Just posted a photo @ The Today Show instagram.com/p/CezTiGNuFjC/…

It’s official. Qantas is absolutely without any shred of doubt, the worst airline I’ve ever encountered. Congratulations on that one!

New year, same hat, same dipshit under it. Not a bad gig to start the new year off! Cheers y’all! #breland #ravens #baltimore #steelers #mandtbankstadium @ M&T Bank Stadium instagram.com/p/Cm5AnYEO04P/…

This is officially a stadium band Architects

Someone broke into my truck, smashing the front and side windows. I’ve got half a billion streams outlining why this was a bad idea 🤬