How am I supposed to put that in 5 words.

|| Esme Cullen #WhyINeedYouIn5Words You bring out the best.... in me. I can't put it in 5 words. My love to you is too complex for that.

I feel like my cover photo is saying something about my Penis size. And Esme Cullen seems a bit shocked by it.

Not sure how that makes me feel.

Now I feel like I made someone crack up real bad. Wow, never talked about my emotions so much. xD

For the record (and hopefully Esme Cullen will agree), my penis size is just fine and not comparable to what my fingers show there.

BIG Shoutout to the /amazing/ Esme Cullen for reaching 5000 followers! Congratulations, my love.

Followed back the last 100 followers of Esme Cullen, y'all made the right decision to follow her. Cheers to you!

|| ❤

*snarls* I know why I'm a dog-person now.

|| ❤

|| Esme Cullen has me grinning like an idiot. What better way is there to start into the day? Maybe I should change my @ to DrMcGrinny.

I am almost sure this is not the answer she was hopping for *chuckles*

13 reasons why.... Esme Cullen 😉

|| Happy to see #DeathOfABachelor trending, an epic song right there.

|| Hello everyone!

*gives Esme Cullen's side a pinch from behind*

Ahem. Scusi for forgetting to reply to your message, Bella Cullen..

#mondaymotivation, a very fitting term for my motivation to engage in sports today!

Mon amour Esme Cullen, ou-est tu?