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Every. Damn. Day. Some new weird shit comes in on the Google Alert for my name.

Plastering these everywhere the next two weeks

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Why did last night me leave it to this morning me to get gas? 😭

Mariah Carey Mariah on November 1st:

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Ummmm

Check in on parents of toddlers. We are not well 😩

founding fathers creating the electoral college were like

You know what I’ve always wondered? How much is Adam Schefter’s phone worth. How much is that thing insured for 🤔

Gutting. From Tallahassee Democrat.

I don’t even have words. Heartbroken for my home town and my alma mater.

I’m heartbroken to see the tragedy unfolding at FSU today. As an alum who also had a child at Florida State, my heart goes out to the families and students terrorized by this senseless act of violence. I’m continuing to monitor the news out of Tallahassee and my prayers are with

LMAO like where do I even begin with this

Good morning. It's Derby Day.