“Fuck this cave.”

“Fuck you and this cave.”

“Fuck you, I'll punch in your fuckin' face and then I brutally beat you and torture you with joint manipulation.”

“I will take a buzzsaw and split your head open then I'll repeatedly stop on your fuckin' face until you plead for me to stop.”

“I have multiple friends, I have one at this fuckin' school and that's Archie and then I have mates in the wrestling industry and I have a bunch of mates back in U.K.”

“Why?”

“To everyone else, except Archie and my Prep mates.”

“I'm fuckin' eighteen now eh? I forgot about me own birthday it's passed now, ain't too important though but I gotta remember to celebrate somewhat on the ninth of november.”

“The hell? Hm...okay?”

“Th—Why is that nessecary?” Peter turned to look up on the roof only to see Adelaide holding a confetti canon, he appreciated the gesture but he was still quite confused.

Peter danced around the school his earbuds in as he danced to Lil Uzi Vert's Woke Up Thankful a genuine smile grow atop his features, as he danced...he can actually dance and he's a whole teddy bear.

He's getting chased by the townfolk he broke someone's arm.

“Fuckin’ pricks!” He is just angry for no reason.

“Fuckers are havin’ a laugh eh?! Fuckin’ knobheads!”

“I'll fuckin’ punt a cunt! Like it’s the bloody crossbar challenge!”

“Ah! I wish I could.”

“I'd rather not bruv.”