January apes explaining the situation to new apes and doing their best to channel their inner Roaring Kitty

First rule of Freedom Club is you don't talk about Freedom Club. Who snitched?

Peak "Florida Man"

Fox News Now Just Airing Continuous Blood-Red Screen With Disembodied Voice Chanting ‘They’re Coming To Kill You’ bit.ly/2U76hQo

The bear market begins.

Withdrawal From Afghanistan Ends Longest Media Farce In U.S. History bit.ly/3g9e48i

The "facts don't care about your feelings" crowd were really into the War on Terror, hilarious because terror being, you know, a feeling.

Basquiat was an anticolonial painter, now being used to sell Tiffany's by a billionaire. He died of a heroin overdose in 1988 unable to cope with his new wealth and fame. Orwell being used to sell Ring, Gil-Scott Heron for SpaceX. complex.com/style/beyonce-…

9/11, Iraq War lies, Katrina, 2009 financial crash, Obama drone war, Trump fascism, climate change, COVID. All moments for a national reckoning with this mess we're all in. America doubled down instead. America always learns the wrong lesson.

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I received multiple messages about my name being the reason I haven’t received any mainstream credit for trending #KenGriffinLied. 😞 #amc #gme

The American economy is basically 3 Ponzi schemes in a trenchcoat.

The Final Jeopardy question today was "Who is Machiavelli". The clue was "10 years before a more famous work, he wrote in 1503 that the way to deal with rebels is to placate them or eliminate them." 👇

Harry Potter is considered a fantasy because fascism is defeated by technocratic elites who wish to preserve the old world order.

I don't like the Dark Web because it's too hard to see in there.

I'm not omniscient, but Russia is up to some shit. Ditto China. America is finally losing top spot in the "Up to Some Shit Index"

Time to dress up my Pornhub profile for the job I want, not the job I have

Calling it now, the US's evidence is just "it's what we would do."