i need a hot sexy man to feed me grapes and fan me with a giant leaf

world is healing

u know u ate when the random man from 10 clubs ago liked your instagram story

I admire how men always choose themselves. I think women should do the same.

u try to have a good day then a man tries to speak to u and now ur fucking pissed again

every time i get a drink in me i start talking about my ex im making him EVERYONES PROBLEM

man is confessing his love for me but hasn’t even asked for my number okay

please please please god give me this sexy european man to waste my 20s on please

shoutout to my exes for being professional fumblers 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 gold medals all around baby

crashing out chat

can someone fucking like me romantically not sexually lmao

anyways found a man that matched my freak fuck my nonchalant ex LMAOOOOO

trying not to go fucking insane bc i may have a lil crush JUST A SMALL ONE THO OKAU DONT GET IT TWISTED

don’t have a crush no mo bc he pisses me off, back to the drawing board (aka my ex)

I’m a carrie cuz I’m a delusional narcissistic retard that’s fiscally irresponsible and always believes in love

ME AS FUCK WORD FOR WORD BAR FOR BAR

my entire roster is disappointing me now i gotta regroup

should b illegal how many times i think “my babydoll ex wouldn’t do me like this” in reaction to some other man