Good morning

Better be main or it’s nothing at all. 😂

This years Valentine's Day I will enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge.

Sadly this has been the story of my life for the past 2 years.

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Just got the electricity bill and I believe I got charged for the sunlight, the moonlight, the street light, the light of my life, the speed of light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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(Longer post) The conditions of invasion and a threat to public safety have both been met The administration has already put out a statement that it is being considered most vehemently And it is a solution that the overwhelming majority of We the Majority will support

Dear Elon Musk, I have no idea wtf is going on. MAGA embraced you before you even endorsed President Trump because we appreciated your fight for freedom of speech when you purchased Twitter. We celebrated you joining the Trump train after deranged Democrats tried to kill him.

This bitch is just evil.

RIP Ozzy Osbourne

Richard Blumenthal lied about serving in combat in Vietnam. John Kerry lied about an injury to receive a Purple Heart, and lied about being under enemy fire to receive a Bronze and a Silver Star. Tim Walz lied about deploying to Afghanistan. Wes Moore lied about receiving a

Well it’s a legit question 🤷🏻‍♀️

Well if you live in Southeast Texas like I do, get ready to rock & roll tomorrow.