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The feds looking through eric adams phone:

Indeed, Deerhoof requests that everyone mask at our indoor shows. But! It's not such a bad idea to wear a mask at *any* band's indoor shows, whether they request it or not...

The SNL cold open should be Kenan Thompson as Eric Adams singing Hallelujah

Behold: the black lace 3M Aura

I need a video like this from everyone when I am so frayed I shut off notifications at 8 pm

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if you have a disgusting hacking cough ask your doctor if the seat directly across from me on the bus is right for you

“Hey… Look at us. Who would’ve thought? Not me.”

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A Japanese depiction of two hammerhead sharks from 1735. (📷:  National Institute of Japanese Literature)

Accelerationism is an ideology of the way too comfy.

My David Lynch band is releasing our debut EP - it’s beautiful and I encourage you to check it out ♥️

BREAKING exclusively at Hell Gate *subscribe today!*: The City, whose buses do not run on time, which leaves streets grinded up for WEEKS before repaving, which isn't getting food or rent benefits out on time.... HAS PAVED OVER THE BED-STUY AQUARIUM. hellgatenyc.com/city-paved-ove…

me liking every “i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re-” post i see

Feels weird to have a year without a new Tar movie. What's she up to

Baby smiling shark [📹 cassarfishingcharters]

you took my sadness out of context… at the timothee chalamet look alike contest

Me and my buddy got to talking about how dire the landscape is for artists trying to make a living and I thought of this quote in tandem with that clip of Jim Jarmusch talking about being a working artist in NYC because his rent was *$170*. How many Jarmusches are we abandoning?

they should schedule doctor appts like DOORS 8:15 Nurse 8:25 Doctor 8:40