Two days this week I went on a quick 2 mile run around 11am. What’s rush!… and the whole scenery vibe

If Conner requires 1 cookie every 30 seconds of conversation, how many cookies will it require to speak to him for 5 minutes?

I don’t know why everyone hates McDonald’s they practically do charity work. Every day you can get free large Fries min purchase 3$.. also now I have so mummy points

I just scheduled my first oil change with the new whip. the first opening they have is next Wednesday at 3.15pm... FML I was like yep that works, no plans that day. its Valentines day, and no I have no dates planned womp womb

When you Torrent Music online you download a whole mystery folder of 15 songs and maybe 1 or 2 are gold or platinum. but its way better than mainstream singles or Spotify

Thanks, but no one asked you

the SWE job force is diluted by people who hate writing code it seems. I see it everywhere, people reluctant to do anything of value on the codebase other than what's required. If employees were more productive SWE would start getting paid 200k again, but companies have to offset

if company relies on someone smart at the top to run smoothly, it will not last long

Only a fool reveals their strategy to their enemy in war. It's 2024 and I guess war never changes. Why is American Society so withholding in conversation? it could be a lot more funny and engaging it people were more forthcoming.

chat.openai.com is allowing me to shop smartly for fun dumb switches on digikey.com

I get away with this pictures but I can't make a fun banana joke? how many banana per week can I consume 📷 The number of bananas you can safely consume in a week varies depending on individual dietary needs, nutritional balance, and health goals. Bananas are a great source of

I run 5k twice a week now

My next Halloween party gag: slightly defrosted frozen turkey covered in chocolate layer. TURDS. But next to it I will write a paper saying eat dukies at your risk. Than a bulleted list of my exact. Preparation steps and recipe

I am limited to one serving of McDonalds per day unfortunately. My body rejects and vomits if I have two or more servings. Why can’t life be easier lol

I have so many roasts In other news parents night life is mysteriously more tolerable when kids calm down at home more often. Personally, screw them kids let them suffer without the copioum juice Ignorant parents saying don’t tell me how to raise my child when that’s the

Turns out your saliva will thicken and form bubbles when you are dehydrated. This will induce coughing in the morning. This morning I haven’t coughed at all and drank like 1 liter water before bed

Peanut butter spread over toasted bread. Topped with slice raw cucumber. Generous sprinkled with peanut powder scoop

My roommates say the dryer sucks but they overload it every time. Do you honestly expect your XL large load to dry in a reasonable time?

Hey duolingo freaky for this one #Duolingo

If nico avocado can do it than you can to. Lose that fat. Do it!