This country makes me feel like I’m losing my mind

Waited 2 weeks for this shit

someone said 1984 vs 2077

This sudden horror around AI is due to the realization that a significant portion of the population is actually retarded and engages with art in a retarded way. The horror comes from realizing that most people are unable to discern quality or substance. This is partially why art

They're calling it the best proof for Everyone Is Twelve Theory known to man

The White House answering questions with "your mom" is embarrassing, actually.

I genuinely cannot believe a BED stops working because of an amazon outage. the jokes are literally writing themselves.

We’re not meant to live like this bro we are not

She should have dumped a lorry load of raw sewage down the drain instead - she’d probably have received millions in subsidies from the government then, just like the water companies do.

this was the shit Samwise Gamgee was thinking about when the one ring was trying to get him to break

Listen. The hobbit movies, dubious cinematic merit. But I will tell you they make tremendous background viewing. If you look up from your tasks at any given time there are always some little guys up to some bull shit

I might kill myself if this was to happen but Arsenal doing their annual title bottle to Sunderland would be beyond hilarious

4 points after Saturday

Dead Internet theory is real, refuse to believe the replies are actually human beings

This multiview is great because I can watch all my assets blank at once #FPL

Transferred in Saka this week cos he always plays 90 minutes

Esteve being the second top goal scorer for city 😭 #twitterclarets

Yikes, unfollowing now. Was a big fan of his work as chief of the Istari and leader of the White Council, did not realize he had abandoned reason for madness and allied himself with the Dark Lord Sauron.

Everyone has to know about this. Scream it from the rooftops if you have to. A PR consultancy working for an Israeli arms manufacturer got a bogus story planted in The Times that falsely claimed Palestine Action was being funded by Iran.

Talking crazy when you have 60 stamina and 72 pace is bonkers