all asian 😊

I hate this man so fucking much and I hate how goddamn funny he is. Constantly adding shit to my lexicon without my consent. Everything's computer. Beautiful. Fuck you

"go to hell" is basic. "i hope you get attached to a character only for him to die unexpectedly because his actor wanted to work with obama" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying. it happened to me.

noah wyle is a 53 year old man who I have known since he was 23 years old before I was even born I’ve watched him grow up he’s my baby do you understand

paranoid that all my friends hate me because i’ve texted 20 people a picture of bugs bunny fucking lola bunny and no one has responded or even given me a thumbs up or down

Working at a coffee shop and the woman next to me has been staring at a blank document with the word "Dissertation" for last two hours

i don’t know what’s happening here but i do know that nathan fielder had the juice to be one of the greatest filmmakers of all time

#ThePitt

new season of the pitt every year means i have to stay alive

using the kierkegaard dash to show i’m human

this means a lot to the hottest person that you know

what ?

Oomf on private: I WILL KILL MYSELF I WILL DO IT I HATE EVERYONE Me: ❤️ liked

genuine question Like . How do U get any motivation for anything . I dont have a job , No degree ..., I just stay home all day and sleep game and eat and Im rly depressed And have to change something somehow But im just so tired and lazy all the time omg

there's so many ppl that genuinely don't realize they have free will it's kinda absurd, like why are waiting on a crosswalk signal when there are no cars coming in your path? just cross the street its ok i promise

Stupid ass movie i hope i die

So excited to see my favorite people experience the second worst day of their lives ❤️