Lol my brothers new Harry Potter boots

G'DAY, MAY-8 (that's a gday mate joke). New Real Estate Listing Video coming soon 🐍 🐊

Happy Mother's Day Mom...You birthed & raised me, but I've had to explain how to take a photo on your iPhone 87,000 times, so let's just call it even.

Sitting around the fire place, my mom reminiscing about my brothers C section.. Happy Mothers Day

WE WATCHED O'ER RAMPARTS UNDER THE MOOOON YOU GOT THE KINDA BANNER THAT GAVE US PROOOF GIMME YOUR FREE MAKE EM BRAVE OR ELSE FORGET ABOUT IT -- Carlos Santana, playing the star spangled banner, at a 4th of July show.

I was homeschooled so my "back to school pictures" were me just standing in front of my house before I had to go back inside.

Boxing just seems like a lot of work for a belt that won't even hold your pants up.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but put deodorant on before you go to the gym.

Everyone... please gather around for today’s prayer thank you. *clears throat* *bows head* *closes eyes* Our Matt Stafford, who art in Los Angeles, hallowed be thy name, thy completions come, thy touchdowns be done, on the field as it is in Heaven amen #GORAMS

Dogs getting fed at a different time due to Daylight Savings:

A Pilgrim tries to buy a house in 2021.

Me, every day @ 5pm.

Well. Looks like I won’t be falling asleep tonight.

If the Grinch was a Realtor. #TheGrinch #Grinch #realtor

Cowboy fans at the moment

My Los Angeles Rams playoff win reaction. Wait till the end #rams #RamsHouse #49ersVSRams Cooper Kupp AD_99 Odell Beckham Jr Von Miller Van Jefferson Troy Reeder

“He is Risen! Now look at this picture of my family.” - people on Easter

Sir, unfortunately, "having a mullet" is not tax deductible... Yes, sir, even if it is solely used for business in the front

75% of the clothes in my closet no longer fit me, but my toxic trait is thinking at some point I’ll lose enough weight to fit into them again.

This morning I was at the gym and this guy came up and asked me how many more sets I had left and I was like “I just got one more and I’ll be out of your hair!” But the guy was bald. And his face was like 😐