When I think of Richard Swift, I always remember thumbtacks. I asked him how he made his sound. He told me thumbtacks on the piano hammers. For days, I’d sleep in his studio. He’d wake… instagram.com/p/Bk0mZqxFla8/…

A big part of why I wanted to tour with Eugene Mirman again was so I would have an excuse to post this picture. . Tonight @eugenemirman and I are in Fort Collins at washingtonsfoco.… instagram.com/p/BmMZZQeFRyP/…

Podcast teaser w/ poet Derrick C. Brown on my YouTube channel youtu.be/PNxQRiD4Z2c

I only have two shows left with Eugene Mirman this summer! Tickets still available for shows tonight and tomorrow at the link in my bio. . 📸 by Seth Olenick @ The Oriental Theater instagram.com/p/BmO-FREFvah/…

Anis gave me (GL) one of his cds to listen to on a long drive home from Boston years ago. Lost it in a car crash the next year. Total bummer. Thank goodness for fancy new streaming services. Definitely add this to yer playlist. Check out Derrick C. Brown's newest while yer at it.

IF YOURE SCROLLING PLEASE READ THIS. I usually post something for my fellow veteran paratroopers today. The shootings, the fires, the smoke, the loss of forests and homes feels so so… instagram.com/p/BqDzBwcHtcV/…

Huge THANKS to Gatsby Books & its amazing, generous standing room only crown for our book event for HOW TO LOVE THE EMPTY AIR & Derrick C. Brown's HELLO. IT DOESN'T MATTER. So grateful for last night's magic. So so grateful.

Hitting the road with Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz and Anis Mojgani! For more info, go to brownpoetry.com. #gentlemenbossestour #poetry #liveshows #writebloody

Tonight! Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz and I will be reading from our new books and recording a podcast in front of a live audience at 1888center! Free show. More details at brownpoetry.com.

YES. So stoked!! Music, beer, poetry, bad puns, and so much more at The Hatchery Press TONIGHT. Home brewer contest starts at 7! Snag your tickets here: brownpapertickets.com/event/3348922 #bookrelease #writebloody #poetry x.com/writebloody/st…

Portsmouth, NH! Tonight at Trigger House! My first show on the east coast this tour. A few tickets still available at bit.ly/2GuVdoj #portsmouth #poetry #liveshows #booksigning #triggerhouse

Slight snow delay, Portsmouth, but I'll be there soon! The fine folks at Trigger House are working hard to line up some extra entertainment for those who arrive at 7pm.

Tonight's show in Minneapolis has been cancelled. So sorry. Hope to see you all next time!

Who is Wizard Baby? Will one or both of us be shirtless? Will we read poems or just talk about Mystery Science Theater 3000 for a couple hours? There's only one way to find out. Tickets still available for our Sacramento show THIS Wednesday. Get em here: bpt.me/3371506

Tickets available here bpt.me/3371506 and at the door at the Verge! See you soon! #livereading #booksigning #sacramento #sacramentoevents #poetry #poetryreading Write Bloody x.com/mojgani/status…

Want to hear the stories behind these pictures? Check out the interview I did on Daniel Van Kirk's podcast, Hindsight, to get the inside scoop about being a kid magician, Jessica Chastain, the military, and more. dahl.com/hindsight/podc…

Last month, the kind folks at The Nervous Breakdown (TheNervousBreakdown) asked me to interview myself. I talk about the movie Meatballs and flamenco dancing. Full interview here! bit.ly/2ji7caM

Thanks to @RonnieKStephens for writing this wonderful review of my new book "Hello. It Doesn't Matter." on At The Inkwell. Read it here: attheinkwell.com/hello-it-doesn… #bookreview #poetry #poems #newrelease