I want somebody’s card added onto my Apple Pay Who’s up for it ? 🐷👏

Just Over 24 hours ago. Guess where they are now? They are with their creator. May allah grant them all the highest level of jannah. Ameen.

Tacky as hell

A LOOPHOLE originally meant a narrow slit through which a defender could shoot attackers.

You’ve sent your name to Mars – now send it to Jupiter! Sign up to #SendYourName to Jupiter’s icy moon Europa. It’ll be etched onto a microchip that will travel aboard the ARCHIVED - NASA Europa Clipper spacecraft. Join me: go.nasa.gov/3SfIjhR

More than £100,000 raised for officers sacked after stop and search of black athletes 🔗 Read more trib.al/Yys3ozi

Just seen this and it’s too good not to share - do you agree? Then retweet the hell out of it - I for one am getting fed up with it… #eastend Dear Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury's, Lidl, Aldi, Waitrose, Morrisons, Marks & Spencer and all other stores that have self checkout. You are

This soppy snowflake @amedeo_felix is so wet he's limited who can apply to his posts. Imagine what he's like in his offline life Pathetic excuse of man

Love being blocked Félix Amadeo Delgado Montenegro lacks basic brain power for debate

The greatest comedy series ever, but it came with a deeper meaning, led by this memorable final scene. A very strong message about the heroes of WWI, who are in our thoughts today. #RemembranceSunday #lestweforget #Blackadder Vid: BlackadderQtes

Falcon 9 launches the SES O3b mPOWER mission to orbit from Florida

Todays sample selection youtu.be/Pf4fiP7SQF8?si… Original youtu.be/4iCQ56Qbkj0?si… youtu.be/sNPnbI1arSE?si… Original youtu.be/xKISdd2mKzU?si… And my personal favourites. Prizes for guessing youtu.be/OCAzjTVfgz0?si…

Whole week off work so week off social media unless via dm. Enjoy your week all

Some music trivia Some early chas n dave. Wait until the two minute mark to be blown away youtu.be/xKISdd2mKzU?si…

Good morning, have a great day, this is Ronnie C with the joke about two men who worked for London Transport. (1982)

85 year old window cleaner David. Bedford, 2023. "At the age of 85, David has been cleaning windows in Bedford town centre since he was 14 years old. With 71 years experience, he says he has no plans of retiring just yet." Photo © Cameron Scrimgeour, all rights reserved.

CARRIE FISHER promoting Star Wars on French TV, and speaking very good French.

Last tweet (or post or whatever X calls it) for this evening - a fascinating science fact and guidance for life - have a good evening - I have more for you in the morning… #eastend #history #humour

Yet another miserable weekend in the hospital. Health is gradually deteriating