Fake Phoneme Club I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Fake Phoneme Club No natural language uses these speech sounds, But they could I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Fake Phoneme Club, Fake Phoneme Club –Chappell Roan if she was a conlanger

i contain multitudes btw

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sun in an empty room

just saw a guy at the cafe take out a jar of olive juice and pour it in his americano... bro im pretty sure an espresso martini has more ingredients than that

getting treated like a moron at the mechanic is gender affirming care

finally. i can moisuriz,e my butter , AND. lotion my boddy

my beautiful husband and his other bitch 💞

Made a new shirt

i bet this feels so good for the ugly bitch

one of the biggest culture war topics in Australia is a legal case called Tickle v Giggle

(experiencing a minor frustration) i'm seriously going to fucking (remembering the only way out is through) love myself

Women couldn’t imagine an equitable heterosexual relationship where both parties are treated well so they dreamed up the “golden retriever boyfriend” as a consolation prize; a man who is too dumb to be cruel. That’s why now they’re teaching all their boyfriends how to bathe.

drives me Actually insane when people go "you needed a study to figure that out??" as if common sense is a suitable replacement for empirical data in every context

a cloud both sharp and pink ☁️🔪🩷

men like sports cars because the revving reminds them of chainsaws, from which men evolved

being in an open relationship is great cuz who else gets to have seven toothbrushes?

"hey, can i have something hard to write on?" hah, you fool. i, an intellectual, would much prefer something easy to write on.

one time i offered Cookie Monster a cookie and he shot me with a real gun