Are you dreaming of a white Christmas? The chances do not look great for the central US, thanks to an extended period of warm and dry weather during the upcoming 10 days.

LMFAO y’all I’m crying. Come look at this shit 💀

Ever wondered what a @nickelback music video would like with Animoji’s…yeah me too. I don’t know why I’m like this😂

Most important tweet on Twitter rn

my aunt got a new puppy and sent us this video and I think I’ve watched it approximately 37 times

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :) You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

Gunna have to be ridin with Biden to work cuz I can’t afford gas anymore

I can easily think myself into euphoric gratefulness for things as simple as having air to breathe.  I can easily think myself into the deepest and darkest depression. I’ve seen hell. I’ve lived hell. I can produce either state. Your reality is self-constructed.

they were hearing strange noises for months...