Portfolio is evaporating and she just asked me if I’d love her if she was a toaster

The girl scouts hit all of frat row and sorority village on super bowl Sunday in Knoxville today Probably raking in obscene amounts of cash. Gotta respect the hustle

Need a good youtube video to tuck me in after that dogshit football game

My entire fucking reels for you page is clavicular please make it stop

RIP Brad Arnold And some TotD

Have a day

Hung fu panda rn at lunch and my Mom just asked me what mogging is

Praying for Wes Rucker’s family VFL

About to watch so much college basketball today

I love you bro 🙏🏿 I always wanted to speak life into you fam

Some things I’ve figured out recently: - My ideal range for playing pool is between 5-8 beers - Skipping breakfast is not optimal - 2 sets of 6-8 reps to failure is extremely optimal - The OKC Thunder are repeating

I bet there’s at least one student who had said “this guy looks like a pedophile” at some point during the year and they were spot on

Cason Wallace 27 PTS, 8 REB, 7 AST, 1 STL, 11/16 FG, 4/5 3FG, 80% TS vs Raptors

I think George Pickens is probably the last person you want to franchise tag

Watching a movie at 9 AM on a Monday because I won’t be able to in a couple years

There’s a class clown in my ZOOM CLASS with 500 people in it

This is a heck of a statement to make in a game that: -Brown used 0 challenges -SGA took 6 free throws off fouls -SGA took 1 free throw from Brown tech -SGA drew less fouls than Brunson