Ross give us our crate!

“I’m a starting pitcher” - Marcus Stroman, Pre-Season 2025 Marcus Stroman

I don’t know who needs to hear this: This front office will absolutely not be picking up Marcus Stroman. They don’t value egomaniacs.

It’s crazy this is the lineup of the #1 AL team lol

Judge has been carrying the Yankees single handedly, and now that he’s hurt… it is hilariously obvious.

Awesome.

Sorry… again, so I understand… why is our DH batting 9th?

I heard rumblings of Coach Trev saying Bo Bichette will not sign with the Blue Jays this offseason. Let’s make a wager, if Bo is a Toronto Blue Jay in 2026 you donate $500 to Jays Care Foundation if he isn’t I will donate to a charity of your choice.

VLaDy iSnT pErFoRmInG Yes he walk a lot… because no one wants to pitch to him. I’d rather have Vlad walk than see him strikeout on the outside slider repeatedly (like in previous years/slumps). Don’t ask a 142 wRC+ guy to change his approach… come on.

I love the stat padding by the Jays right now. Is this the run differential stuff that Michael Kay was talking about? Do these runs off the position player pitcher make us a first place team yet?

A reminder for New York Yankees fans that say “it’s the Rockies” after the Blue Jays’ record setting series sweep: Y’all went 2-1 against them and barely won the rubber match. It’s the Rockies!

Tommy Pham is such a fuckin loser. Bat flips a walk while playing for the Pirates lol

Tommy Pham makes Marcus Stroman look like a level headed Twitter user.

Max won’t bean Tommy Tough Knuckles. That’s the bonehead move. Tommy Nance will plunk Pham on Wednesday in the late innings. That’s tidy work.

I need to make clear - I have no issues with the Pirates or their fanbase. I feel for them. Beautiful stadium too. But Tommy Pham… that guy is a world class loser. Lots of trips for him to the post season and no ring. I don’t think that’s a coincidence.