Epic choke job in back to back games by the Denver Nuggets

Off too many espresso martinis up to no good !

I’d do unthinkable things to be able to sleep rn

Good morning, I didn’t sleep but the morning skinny is hitting hard rn. I look incredible

The look of someone who is going to fall asleep on the job

Rebranding as a body tea account

I just ate a bag of Cheetos in 3 mouthfuls. I’m disgusted

This and some premarital

wtf is going on in conclave?

Why are fireworks going off rn

I’m so bloated you can pop me like a balloon

I think my dream job is to be the photographer of all the Microsoft screensavers

Why was everyone holding out on Babygirl from me?

Backstreet Boys at the Sphere??? I’m there

Oh I’m so glad Nelly Korda got to be in Happy Gilmore 2. You can’t have all these celebs and not the #1 golfer

And Charley Hull !

Ugh I love her

I need someone to slap me every time I’m sitting with good posture at work

Don’t ever get a 9-5

I need to online shop every 3-4 business days