You remember the time where Pogba was slaughtered for going to the barber? Did we ever have another player where that was brought out of proportion SOOO MUCH?

This is a horrendous kit and let’s not bother calling it anything else. Goodness me. 😅

Should add a 116th charge for this monstrosity

“‘A tribute to the Manchester weather’ 🌧️🤣 Makes sense… can’t really do a ‘tribute to their history’ now, can they?

And Chelsea want Garnacho for £30m? Good luck lads.

Manchester United has been offered the opportunity to finally end their Jadon Sancho nightmare. There, I fixed it for you.

David Ornstein The Athletic | Football Santi Aouna Look at this Chelsea FC And you want garnacho for £30 mil... Fuck off scum.

🚨🗣 - Benjamin Sesko's agent on why the Arsenal move didn't happen: "Benjamin's wish for years now has always been Man Utd, and he was even willing to take a pay cut to make the move happen "As his agent, I wanted to make that wish come true."

UF Rejected Arsenal and took a pay cut to join us. Going straight to the top

This is what £250M looks like in today’s market. Wayne Rooney 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

United 🆚 Arsenal. A huge #PL game that *always* delivers... 📦 DHL Man Utd

The Premier League is back TODAY!! Manchester United are BACK!! No one has given us a chance, but we're going to surprise everyone. 💪🔴

That '90s nostalgia 📞 💫 @adidasFootball

Ben Jacobs Increase the fee by £1Mn each day from now on till transfer deadline day till Chelsea bids. Don't take us for mongs.

Don’t ever try to convince me that Garnacho isn’t worth north of £50M. Minimum.

🚨 - Man Utd feel Garnacho is worth a similar fee to Noni Madueke (£50m+), per Ben Jacobs. Agree with the club on this, especially when relegated Ipswich are selling Omari Hutchinson for £37m. Been saying nothing less than £60m for Garnacho, but £50m guaranteed fee plus

Fabrizio Romano He's lucky teams are even in for him ffs. Just accept and piss off now thanks

True chels. The United Mgt™️ Ben Jacobs Are you gonna pay us it? No? Then jog on 👋🏻

This clip has fed me for 8 days straight. 😋

Ben Doak has just 3 Premier League apps for Liverpool but is being sold for £25m to Bournemouth. Swear I'll lose my head if Manchester United sell Garnacho to Chelsea for anything less than £50m guaranteed fee.