the iliad is a mostly third person combat based book with a lot of kind of boring cut scenes, but the odyssey is more like puzzle based platforming

cutting a bread bowl like its a pie and taking a slice while the soup spills all over the table

RIP val kilmer. i watched batman forever so many times as a young boy that my parents took the tape and hid it from me

just imagined a phone game where you swipe grapes into a dogs mouth. you get one point for every grape the dog eats. the game is for children ideally, but adults love it too

tunnels go both ways baby. just go through the tunnel the next day when they're asleep (they will be tired from the heist) and get it back

I think my favorite "shocking fact" meme is that the Appalachian mountains are old. Like I assumed that already. There is no amount of old a mountain could be that would surprise me

"you should always adopt/rescue, its the only moral choice" - guys who couldn't get a dog pregnant if they tried

this policy seems very jingoistic to me. it could easily collapse if you pulled the wrong piece out

everyone remembers where they were the first time they saw their favorite color

the other day a lady at the grocery store asked me to snap the top off of her pineapple, because she didn't want to pay for the weight of the leaves. and i agreed because i wanted to demonstrate how strong of a young man i am. and she rewarded me with a granola bar from her purse

I have the disease where people chewing with their mouth open sounds bad. Just found this out that most people love that sound and I have a disease where I don't.

this dog is like Balto except instead of transporting medicine, he trafficks children

this is actually a really good call. we should elect FDR again

werewolf is not titular in this case. because of what the title is. cant wait to watch it

yeah you are right. it could have been that if the writers wrote that. it also could have been an episode of the flintstones. what do you mean

It would be funny if McDonald's got a "Reverse Jared", where he's a big fat guy with a small pair of pants, and he's like "when I was thin I wore these. I molested kids nonstop, they couldn't catch a break. Then I got fat eating these great burgers and now I don't molest anyone"

I am suffering more than any man has ever suffered. I want to go in to work early to beat the heat. But I am forced to sleep in because I have two baby kittens snuggling with me each morning

thinking about doing an "Inside Man" at the movie theater where i bring in a bunch of snacks and hide in the basement for like a month, then i come out and watch like 2 movies

(rear ending the guy in front of me at a red light) ah shit. (taking the reflective sunshade out of my window and seeing i spilled my whole drink) oh this is fucking just nice.

while rats can't "help you cook", they can do things that are adjacent to help, they can julienne celery, they can heat up a strawberry,