I have enemies.... I have vindictive enemies who have sworn to ruin me.

I’m Corpse Husband. Amazing, I know. You must be dying to have sex with me right now. Would you like to come to my house? I have something very interesting in the basement to show you

I have a paint drinking addiction now. Would you like some?

I’ve grown tired of sadism. I’m becoming a masochist now. Who wants to castrate me

My love for humanity’s multifacetedness inspired me to conduct a public experiment. I shat my pants at a busy train station in order to observe the reactions of the citizens. They all told me to kill myself. I was profoundly moved

I’ve had enough. I’m converting to Islam now

People love to mock me for my ostensible mental instability. Let me enlighten all of you. I am completely sane. I simply manipulate you rats into believing that I am insane because your stupid reactions give me dopamine. Dance for me, my little court jesters. Dance!

Spotemgottem & Pooh Shiesty linked up! need it or keep it??! 🤔

Yes. But the kiss must be asexual

It’s over.

I’m going to wear your skin and then wreak havoc on all of your relationships by committing atrocities to your loved ones while I pretend to be you /srs

You can’t.

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