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The Dependent

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SATIRE. Pakistan’s paper of record. Parent publication of lesser known @ePakistanToday.

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a year ago

The…. italicisation….of the “aap” in Warraich’s voice was unmistakable.

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a year ago

Military purposes, according to different countries:

Military purposes, according to different countries:
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a year ago

‘nuff said

‘nuff said
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a year ago

Fight, interrupted

Fight, interrupted
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a year ago

The inevitable descent of all desis into Sh Rasheed-level humour

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a year ago

*Time traveller moves a chair:

*Time traveller moves a chair:
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Umar Aziz Khan
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a year ago

Shipping

Shipping
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a year ago

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7 months ago

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Umar Aziz Khan
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6 months ago

رسی جل گئی پر بل نہیں گیا Purani tankhwa se kam pe bhi dastyaab hain Gill Sb

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5 months ago

Khabardar agar koi “non-entity” ko human rights activist kahey. Non-entity ko albatta caretaker wazeer-e-azam banaya ja sakta hai.

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5 months ago

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4 months ago

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4 months ago

Resemblance with another country’s dynamic with another ethnicity coincidental.

Resemblance with another country’s dynamic with another ethnicity coincidental.
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Umar Aziz Khan
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3 months ago

IYKYK

IYKYK
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3 months ago

Breaking: military scientists confirm development of new, six-star rank in lab

Breaking: military scientists confirm development of new, six-star rank in lab
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Umar Aziz Khan
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3 months ago

To quote this Onion OpEd by the Gillette CEO:

To quote this Onion OpEd by the Gillette CEO:
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3 months ago

Maktab-e-ishq ka dastoor niraala dekha; Us ko chhutti na mili jis ko sabaq yaad hua

Maktab-e-ishq ka dastoor niraala dekha; Us ko chhutti na mili jis ko sabaq yaad hua
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Umar Aziz Khan
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3 months ago

Cap to Cap, no-cap

Cap to Cap, no-cap
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Umar Aziz Khan
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3 months ago

Maulana Shehbazuddin and his elder brother, circa 2017.

Maulana Shehbazuddin and his elder brother, circa 2017.