Goals for the rest of the year: Become a morning coffee and cigarette guy. That’s all, thanks

Hey now I’m out of town for the weekend and almost slipped my mind to post my Friday meme HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE! #DeadHeadLife

Opened yikyak for the first time in awhile. This is peak brainrot

Takeover #lank

Walk me through how getting no bitches affects the three financial statements.

JUST IN: Stew Hagestad was grinding in Excel late last night as he had to turn comments on his model that REF'd out. Partners were not happy with him. Now he has to put that behind him as he looks to make cut at the US Am. How do these Mid-Ams do it? He's truly an inspiration!

Bourbon n Toulouse in Lexington may be the best Cajun food outside of Louisiana. Shit is hot fire

Turning in work computer top 1 feeling of the summer

Hungover Saturday plans

This is a super objectively gay ufc fight

For dinner tonight I had a burger, and 5/4ths of a beer

Gonn tell every freshmen girl I see today “congrats on [sorority]” as I make my way across the quad

Would commit atrocities against society for this rn

Post interview press release: Back to the drawing board

Feel Like a Stranger

Yes instagram im very interested in a girl farting on her fucking food

This is it right here

Just got off the phone with Gordon, we can expect a new Growth method sometime soon

No dude you CANNOT drive rn

You cannot tell me that walking with 1.5 lb weights on your ankles does a fucking thing to increase the intensity of your workout