Has there ever been a more embarrassing time to be alive

This might be the Gatorade talking but I need you

Yes. Quit my job. Broke up with the person I thought I would marry. Moved to NYC. All at 27. The real hack is knowing you can do this really at any age. Life is fluid and then you’re dead. Live while you can.

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either.

it is scary how much censorship is happening right in front of our eyes....first the colbert show, now kimmel. it really feels like you only have free speech if you’re a conservative republican. this is NOT normal and we should all be worried.

WE ARE IN BETWEEN ECLIPSES!!! Your sleep patterns are off because there's an eclipse. Your mood keeps changing because there's an eclipse. People are acting weird because there's an eclipse. You don't know what's going on because there's an eclipse.

I get emotional every time I go to the library like the fact that it’s free and they have so many services

You’re on X, I’m on twitter, we are not the same.

fuck a breakup have you ever realised one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?

Let me gon ahead and order these for my bitch before she even ask

marry a man who's a provider. that doesn't necessarily mean that he has alot of money. It means he knows his responsibilities. he'll make mountains move just so your needs are met. a responsible man is better than a rich man who doesn't value you.

i wish i could shazam a perfume.

Every conservative with a headache today

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

2025 is so heavy. Even when you’re happy there’s the weight of humanity’s suffering in the back of your mind.

I know and I’m mf TIRED

me after eating korean bbq