Manifesting a tall hunky toxic asian man in my life rn why isnt it working

SMASHHHHH

Gonna have to finger myself about it

Bare pit

My New Year’s resolution is to rage bait a guy so hard he chains me up and ruins me

how it feels to rub your morning wood on the bed

Pimple sticker saur cute

On my last $50 rn oh, chat am i cooked?

Made it past final round of interviews for a pre big consulting firm in October, followed up, and iM STILL WAITING GIRL JUST SEND THE REJECTION EMAIL WHY AM I BEING EDGED

Str8 asian club to the gay club after a gaga concert oh the contrast

Uber driver speeding and playing katseye thats an immediate 5 stars

Why am i getting so many Melbourne specific tweets on my TL the fuck

Goofy ahh

Hunky american state athlete wasian think he bicurious, god i’ve seen what you’ve done for others nOW ME NEXT

Tummy hurty

Ya’ll i’m 22 who the fuck woulda thought id make it this far

Coworker is 21 and married idk how i feel

my favourite part of having a crush is the part where i skip the crush and go straight into psychosis instead

Work fit