We live in a world where this man is begging for 30M to cure cancer while Elon Musk makes that same amount in 1.5 hours

Bezos found enough pocket change to stuff $28 million into Melania’s purse, but not enough to bring his war correspondents home before eliminating their jobs.

The kind of men you're missing out on when you say being under 5'10" is a deal breaker

Do you know how bad it is for MAGA when wrestling fans start an anti-ICE chant and the heel breaks character to give the camera this look

there’s ~153.8 million taxpayers so if you’re one of them this is admitting that Trump is trying to personally charge you $65

Trump is literally just suing his own government so he can pay himself off with taxpayer money. I don’t think there has ever been anything more corrupt in all the annals of US history.

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White House rooting against my team, who has it better than me man

"Mike, any regrets about staying with the angels for this long?"

[stubs left pinkie toe this morning] okay, THAT HURT, but I think I'm alright [puts on band-aid] okay that's a little uncomfortable [puts on shoe] okay that's... pretty uncomfortable [drives manual car] ... I'm just not gonna do anything today that cool with everbody?

if AOC is truly this good at fundraising then there is legitimately no good goddamn reason to hang on to chuck schumer.

Republicans accidentally creating passport-only voting and creating a thousand years of liberal technocracy

surely Geno could be better at first base than luis arraez 😭😭

if someone had told me The Alters had a bit of Remedy DNA to it (or at least some inspiration), I would have gotten around to this MUCH sooner