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—¿Te quieres casar conmigo? —No. *Incómodo paseo de 4 horas en globo aerostático*

El uso de la coma es un 1% de conocimiento gramatical y un 99% de puro instinto.

My wife: Who the hell is Tiffany? Me: The DOW is over $50,000!

I am so fucking sick of these people.

BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA has just been elected Prime Minister of Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

The great Bitcoin dump of February 2026. Compilation of real time anime clips put together.

how did we ever write all that code by hand

PsyopAnime, el creador de contenido más interesante de este año en X

whatever happened to her?

The Matrix is laughing at you. I’ve been buried in the Epstein files for days, names, flights, islands, videos. Proof of the most depraved evil imaginable and nothing happens. They release the files on purpose, drip by drip to remind you who runs the show. They traffic

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Sleep is just a free trial of death but with ads.

Hoy no tenía ganas de trabajar pero recordé la misión y visión de la empresa y todo tuvo sentido otra vez.

out of necessity, the internet will soon be made up of geofenced, human-verified, invite-only micro-communities

Todos nos creemos muy listos hasta que nos preguntan el gentilicio de Amsterdam

You know who I'm kinda surprised hasnt come up in the Epstein files? The Kardashians.

Dear aliens, If you're looking for some people to abduct for your experiments and probing, we have a list. As long as you can un-redact it. Thanks, Humanity 🙂

Do you think the guy that coined the term "one hit wonder" ever came up with any other popular phrases?

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