I've just spent 90 minutes watching Ugarte stink up the place in the Manchester Derby. And in this first quarter I'm having to watch Swift do the same for the Bears. My eyes are bleeding!!!

Bought a new GK and playing one who was a bench warmer last season. Shaw has a shocker v city and rewarded with another start. It's 2025 and Maguire still starting matches for #mufc. Still no Mainoo. 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Amorim yesterday: “Lammens trained really well during the week, he has surprised a lot, he has the chance to start for the biggest club in the world. Let’s see tomorrow but he might have a chance.” Amorim today: Play the non-goalkeeping GK. #mufc

That is not a booking. If I give that on a Sunday I'm getting pelters...and rightly so.

#mufc got over the line, but yet again a goal that could've been avoided. What kind of defending is this from a corner? Kids stuff. 3v1 then Dorgu takes forever to close down James whose cross leads to the goal. Pathetic really.

Is this not a breach? 100% towels are banned in the EFL. Pretty sure it's the same in the Prem which is why every club now employs the multi-ball system. Can anyone confirm or otherwise? Premier League Either way it's a very Tony Pullis tactic. #setpiecefc

New addition to my office door for students took read. I'm sure Wayne Barton will approve! #books #reading #mufc Reach Sport Manchester United

Why is Maguire playing? Why isn't Yoro playing? Why does Amorim hate Mainoo? He bought a GK and insists on playing the worst GK in the division. Amorim heading for the exit door... #mufc

State of this defending. Huge gaps everywhere. #mufc

Please explain how PULLING the playing does not lead to a red card? PGMO #mufc

Amorim has had a week to prepare his team for a game against Brentford. A week. And he comes up with this? Sorry, but this is rubbish. It's all on him. His time may be up. #mufc

Are you seriously telling me that a ticket I bought for Manchester United v Sunderland I cannot forward to another member? Only season ticket holders can forward tickets? This is pathetic. What a disgrace this club has become.

Sesko has shown in just a few games that he is an upgrade on Højlund. Not a high bar, admittedly, but that touch and pass out wide to Amad created a positive situation. Højlund would've fallen over and given the ball away.

I thought Dalot was the division's worst full back. He might actually be the worst player in the Premier League. Awful footballer. World class high fives though. #mufc

Thank you Nigel Planer for a lovely evening. Great stories, poetry and singing too! Looking forward to reading your book....

If you're a Manchester United fan and you haven't read this book, here's my review to convince you to buy this book. Beautifully written and brilliantly researched, you won't be disappointed. #mufc #GoodBetterBest

Broncos v Jets. What a boring, low quality game. Very few bits of genuine excitement or action. Glad I didn't succumb to the over-inflated price. Not sure how the NFL can spin this and justify similar prices next season. NFL UK & Ireland Good Morning Football Sky Sports NFL

Join us at 21:00 UK as we do something a bit different.... THIS IS MAPPA becomes THIS IS K.O.P.A. Joining us is Mike Pieri to tell us all about the K.O.P.A. League! youtube.com/live/ZN6wbI6gh…