A writer for “Saturday Night Live” has come forward publicly, begging for help to find his missing sister. Christina Lynn Downer, age 38, has been missing since Dec. 10, 2025, from Los Angeles, CA. She has brown hair & eyes, is 5' 1" & 120lbs. Have info? Please call 213-996-1800.

Oh cool so i just wont ever get to have the hampster Fortnite skin that ive been wanting since it was leaked in the surveys. All cause ive been with family and celebrating the holidays. Thanks Fortnite! Very cool!

I don’t want anyone to have a happy new year

Most attractive muscle on a man? Frontal lobe. Fully developed.

when he still likes u after acting crazy

People will really call themselves “pro-life” and then twist themselves into knots trying to justify the point-blank execution of a 37-year old American mother, which left her young child orphaned.

Women do not get “loose” from having multiple partners. Like, you really think a part of the body that’s capable of stretching wide enough to push out a baby, is loose from multiple little ding-dongs? Be so for real and go back to sex ed.

“women are just as bad as men.” okay. then show me men being gang r*ped by women. show me adult women trafficking adult men. show me laws written to control men’s bodies. show me sororities known for r*ping men. and when men start walking around with their faces melted from

On the subject of the Prodigy - really underrated bit in Peep Show is when Mark burns down Sophie's dad's neighbour's barn and his inner monologue goes "Oh no. I'm a firestarter! A TWISTED firestarter!"

Everyone talks about male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot, successful and smart girl who can’t find suitable partner cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital.

Jesy Nelson has launched a petition to have SMA added to the NHS post-birth baby checks in the UK. She revealed earlier this year that her twins had been diagnosed with the condition which, if not caught early, can be fatal. 🔗: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7559…

When he says he’s too busy to reply but i literally reply to him even when I’m on a date with another guy????

when u so high u start feeling like u got a hat on

commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s valentine’s day photos

Men, you are more likely to be Sexually abused by another man than to be falsely accused of it by a woman. So stop pretending false allegations are the real problem.

Male loneliness? Married women with children have been lonely since the beginning of time and NO ONE ever studied THAT.

over the hedge (2006) radicalized me

Guy at the party kept complaining about how miserable he was so I told him he should leave

Me: “I promise I'm not going to say anything too savage” One drink later: