Ever since World Record Money Lose took over, my Twitter Feed is almost impossible to deal with. Constant conservative grievance and hate speech. I know this is exactly what he wants, but you know what? I still might have to leave this hellsite behind sooner rather than later.

Y'all listen: "Who takes Republicans seriously when they're XYZ?" No one. It's a fundamental difference. When they say "Guns. God. Gas stoves." it gets attention. And that's all Republican voters are looking for from their politicians.

The mist is rolling in outside. I promise, if I think I see something or hear something, no I didn't. I'm not falling for your tricks Stephen King

Speaking from experience living in rural conservative Washington my whole life, conservatives are not "law and order" folks. For good or for ill, they are not. Don't buy it when they claim to be.

How do you even begin to give someone a *brief* primer about Sovereign Citizens that still encapsulates...everything?

I will not wade into the culture war over shitty chocolate mascots today. I won't. I won't. I won't. I won't.

Republicans want to cut funding to PBS, but have no problem with us increasing the military budget after leaving a war.

It's always amusing to hear The Straights™ complaining about how hard it is to find a romantic partner. Gay dating app headless torso men message me to tell me that I'm too gay to be in public with, but they do want to REDACTED my REDACTED. But not in a gay way.

I cannot even express properly how angry it makes me to see people getting mad at Bonnie Raitt for winning a Grammy. Raitt is a mainstay. A legend. And while it was definitely unexpected, Just Like That absolutely deserves Song of the Year.

I've now been on Zoloft for a week. I don't know that it's affecting my mood yet (As it should take longer), but I am *so hungry* all the time, now. Normal?

Just remember that one day, that baby has a good chance of being seventy-five. Reconsider naming them Rhyott or Brynzleigh.

Rewatching Survivor Cook Islands and listening to Nate say "Oh, I think I can trust Parvati." Never again shall anyone claim they can trust her, but go off, king.

The fact that Coach Wade from Survivor is a trumpet player makes the most sense of anything I've heard in the last decade.